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That's The Spirit!
(Or Lack Thereof)

Welcome to the ultimate saga of ship delays, cost overruns, and political comedy gold.

Taxpayer Costs

$0 Million (and counting)

Time Overdue

0 Days

Next Promised Date

Early 2027 (Tentative)

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Live-ish Camera Feed

Behold, the majestic sight of our brand-new ferry… still comfortably docked in Scotland. Maybe one day it'll brave the seas?

Public Poll: Name the Ferry

After all the delays, it’s only fair that the people get to name the ferry. Current favorites include "The Neverender" and "SS Delusion." Cast your vote!

Progress Tracker

Behold the "progress" (or lack thereof) of the Spirit of Tasmania project. These graphs lay bare the comedy of errors in all its glory.

Original Budget vs. Current Cost (Devonport Port in millions)

Tracking the staggering cost escalation.

Planned vs. Actual Service Start Dates

The reality of project delays over time.

Projected Storage Costs
in millions

How much it's costing to store a ferry in Scotland.

Economic Losses Due to Delays
in millions

The estimated impact on Tasmania's economy.

Get in Touch (Send Complaints)

Have a suggestion? Or just want to rant about project mismanagement? We’re all ears!

  • Address

    Probably somewhere in a meeting room...
    Deliberating delays.
    TAS, Australia

Disclaimer: All data presented here is either fabricated, exaggerated, or creatively interpreted for comedic purposes. If you take this seriously, you might need a better hobby. Relax, it’s satire! No one takes responsibility for the data here just like the government.